I feel like if you have a baby, and the hospital (or midwife) actually lets you take the baby home to live with you forever and always, it's pretty obvious that it should be a requirement for them to also give you The Manual - you know, the one that tells you ALL THE THINGS you need to know about how to raise said baby.

After all, they only sleep all day and live to eat and poop for as long as it takes you to change into a fresh pair of yoga pants...